Welcome to my first blog. It's not really my first blog. I have a myspace, facebook, twitter and website. Just because I have other social sites I've decided that my first blog post will not be about myself. I do want to talk about is toilet paper. That is correct wonderful and full of uses toilet paper.
I go to the bathroom today and I pick a stall. I always check to make sure that there is toilet paper. Check it's there. I never use the protective sheet they give you. I always opt for putting toilet paper on the seat instead, even though I do know that studies show that putting toilet paper or the protective sheet will not protect you from germs and bacteria anymore than just plopping down with your bare rear. I just can't bare the thought of putting my naked ass on the same thing big Bertha did. You never know if people have ass acne or not. The thing that irks me about toilet paper in public stalls is when the toilet paper does not quite roll out like it should be and you have toilet paper breakage. Why??? Why do the gods hate me enough to not have my toilet paper dispense at such a sluggish speed. Since you're pulling the paper to go faster it ripes and comes out one square at a time. It is just so time consuming. What did I do today in my down time? Well, I spent an extra 5 minutes putting individual toilet squares together so I can wipe. I don't want people to think I'm doing #2 when I am really wasting my valuable time stacking one toilet square on top of another.
Another thing I hate about extraordinary thing called toilet paper is when there is a gash in the toilet paper and it affects all of the toilet paper underneath it. So as you are rolling the toilet paper out, every third piece has a hole in it. It makes that square useless. Useless toilet paper...brings a tear to my face when I say it. :'(
Last issue, well I guess it's not really an issue. Do people have a preference to whether or not the toilet paper dispense either over or under? I am an over. I can't stand it when it's under. Not a fan. I have to admit, there are times when I find myself at a friends or my moms house I switch it. It's retarded to do but I do it.
So there is my first blog. I will write about more relevant topics but for now I hope you enjoy.
I go to the bathroom today and I pick a stall. I always check to make sure that there is toilet paper. Check it's there. I never use the protective sheet they give you. I always opt for putting toilet paper on the seat instead, even though I do know that studies show that putting toilet paper or the protective sheet will not protect you from germs and bacteria anymore than just plopping down with your bare rear. I just can't bare the thought of putting my naked ass on the same thing big Bertha did. You never know if people have ass acne or not. The thing that irks me about toilet paper in public stalls is when the toilet paper does not quite roll out like it should be and you have toilet paper breakage. Why??? Why do the gods hate me enough to not have my toilet paper dispense at such a sluggish speed. Since you're pulling the paper to go faster it ripes and comes out one square at a time. It is just so time consuming. What did I do today in my down time? Well, I spent an extra 5 minutes putting individual toilet squares together so I can wipe. I don't want people to think I'm doing #2 when I am really wasting my valuable time stacking one toilet square on top of another.
Another thing I hate about extraordinary thing called toilet paper is when there is a gash in the toilet paper and it affects all of the toilet paper underneath it. So as you are rolling the toilet paper out, every third piece has a hole in it. It makes that square useless. Useless toilet paper...brings a tear to my face when I say it. :'(
Last issue, well I guess it's not really an issue. Do people have a preference to whether or not the toilet paper dispense either over or under? I am an over. I can't stand it when it's under. Not a fan. I have to admit, there are times when I find myself at a friends or my moms house I switch it. It's retarded to do but I do it.
So there is my first blog. I will write about more relevant topics but for now I hope you enjoy.
